The Rip off girls / stories from a strange city

In the old town of a strange city a troop of tourists is walking in the streets.
They walk fast and close to each other, they don't make a sound while they walk.
all of them were trained in the elite forces.
The first in the troop is the leader, ex battle pilot who received a medal of honor after he participated in a special operation.

The leader: “are you alert there in the back? if you loose concentration than the rip off girls will get us! we need to be alert all the time.”
“remember, they are waiting for us to loose concentration and this is exactly when they attack. so be alert all the time!”
“yes we are” the troop replies as one.
He is a charismatic leader there is no question about it.

His meddle of honor was received after a mission in which he successfully bombed a camel in one desert, in this mission he was navigating his B52 above this desert and released 25 missiles with camel detection war heads (new and secret technology that is used ONLY in special operations)

“Be alert all the time and don't forget what I toughed you!”
“If you spot a rip off risk of any kind than shout the secret code. and shout it loud so we can all hear it”
“You all remember the code of rip off alert?”
“Yes!” the troop replies as one.

The troop continues to walk, in a strange city in the streets of the old town they reach a crossroads and than the leader spots two school girls walking with begs on their backs.
“sesame!” the leader shouts
“two rip off girls spotted ten meters away from the troop!”
the leader has a true voice of leadership also when he shouts.
“SESAME!! RIP OFF ALERT!” (a troop shouts as one)
the troop changes structure, two in the front on the ground, spotting
two in the back on the ground, looking forward.
two on the left and two on the right.
The troop switched to rip off defence structure and now they are ready for battle.
the school girls got scared from the shouting and ran away until they disappeared in an ally of the old town of a strange city.
the troop is on the ground, waiting for a signal from the leader.
the leader says quietly with a voice of calmness (even despite the stressful situation of rip off attack). once again he gains his role as a true leader.
“sesame off”

The tourist troop jumps on their feet, back to a non rip off walking structure they continue to walk in the streets of a strange city.
Bob in the back of the troop is shaking.
the leader (as a true leader) spots it and says in a calm voice:
“Bob, everything is OK, do not worry, the rip off danger is over. we are safe now”
“everyone of us is a true team member, Bob, do not worry, the danger is over”
Bob is crying: “These damn rip girl bastards! I cannot believe that they are allowed to walk freely in this strange city!”
“why is it that we have to wait here for them to attack us?
why can’t we just fire hot napalm on all of them? before they attack innocent tourists like us?”

The leader stops, he walks to Bob and puts his hand on Bob’s shoulder.
“you know Bob, maybe one thing that we should do is warn others. there are innocent tourists in this strange city. someone has to warn them”
Bob wipes his tears and cries:
“BASTARDS!!!
RIP OF GIRL B-A-S-T-A-R-D-S!!!!!!”

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